Recipes to knock your knickers off. The website folks been tellin me about good people from all over the world a-comin to this site. And they been also a-tellin me that my po-litical articles and other non-sensical stuff has become a big hit worldwide. Now, even though they know I'm a figment of folks' imagination and ain't a real person, they asked if I knew any recipes. As you can probably tell, they ain't too terribly bright and all, you know, asking an imagination if he knew how to cook.
But, boy do I know how to cook! You see, even though I'm part of your imagination I still get hungry and - since I'm a part of your imagination - you don't feed me no real food. Yeah, I see all those thoughts you have and some of you oughten to be ashamed. Well, maybe not; I been known to have thoughts like that, too.
Anyway, I always seem to be digressing, don't I? Ever since I learned what that word meant I been doin a lot of it. Let's talk food. I'm talking about real food...good food...food you can make at home and impress everybody that sits down behind your best TV tray.
