Uncle Brice's H-n-A Award

The H-n-A Platinum Awards program recognizes Newspaper Copywriters for their outstanding contribution to making us think 'What were they thinking?'.

Clearly, their heads were neatly tucked when these literary jewels were written.

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Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation.

Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.

Fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters.

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.

He returned to his duties Monday after several weeks’ absence due to his death.

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It Could Last Awhile.

If you use lemon juice, squeeze it from fresh oranges.

If the baby does not thrive on fresh milk, it should be boiled.

John (Doe) was arrested Saturday by Calgary Police on a charge of drinking while intoxicated.

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.

Pastor aghast at first lady sex position.

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.

Several hours passed before the plane was missed, although it had cracked up barely two minutes before takeoff.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.

Then the officers closed in. Johnson was wounded in one hip. A stray bullet killed one bystander slightly.

Woman improving after fatal crash.

The calls started at noon Saturday night.

Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead.

Using this new paste, women with copper bottoms will no longer have any trouble keeping them shining like new.

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