Uncle Brice's H-n-A Award

The H-n-A Platinum Awards program recognizes Newspaper Copywriters for their outstanding contribution to making us think 'What were they thinking?'.

Clearly, their heads were neatly tucked when these literary jewels were written. Of course, when dealing with lawyers or politicians, they could be quotes.

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Uncle Brice's H-n-A Award

Newspaper
Copywriters

Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty.

Properly Drafted Will Reduces Anxiety After Death.

Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty.

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group .

Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club Members Meet.

After Detour To California Shuttle Returns To Earth.

Study Reveals Those Without Insurance Die More Often.

Gunfire In Sarajevo Threatens Cease-fire.

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge.

Religion plays major part in the message of Easter.

Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee.

Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders.

Utah girl does well in dog shows.

Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based.

Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents.

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link.

Women Bowlers Vote to Keep Their Skirts On.

Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter.