Arkansas Humor

Thank Heaven for Mississippi

How to Know if Someone is from Mississippi

A Mississippi man takes his dog for a walk and they both use the same tree.

A Mississippi man has the taxidermist on speed dial.

A Mississippi man may not have curtains in his house, but his pickup truck has them.

A Mississippi man is the family favorite at Christmas because he buys everyone ammo.

A Mississippi man does NOT need a program at stock car races.

A Mississippi man has, in all likelihood, been involved in a custody suit over a hunting dog.

A Mississippi man thinks fast food is hitting a deer at 70 m.p.h.

A Mississippi man does not need a TV stand; his new television sits atop his old one.

A Mississippi man knows how many bales of hay will fit in his wife's car.

A Mississippi man can entertain himself for hours with a fly swatter and a can of Raid.

The largest city a Mississippi man has visited is Tunica.

Because of Tunica -- a Mississippi man knows his politicians are smarter than those in Arkansas.

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