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The election process in Arkansas and around the nation is flawed, to say the least. People in Florida cannot punch holes correctly. Voting machines cannot count votes correctly. Et cetera, et cetera.

Therefore, a NEW ELECTION PROCESS should be implemented at which all candidates kneel next to a bathtub filled with water. Next to the bathtub will be a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket. The goal is to empty the tub as quickly and efficiently as possible. The winner will be the one who...

 

...pulls the plug.

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